Recyclops will drown you In your over-watered lawns!!! ... if you don't grab this RECYCLED KUNUFLEX™ button down shirt.
Celebrate Earth Day in style with our first-ever shirt made from recycled materials. The environment will thank you and Dwight will spare your life. At least until his fictional planet is attacked by some other fictitious thing and he vows to destroy the planet he once loved.
God bless you Recyclops, and your cold robot heart.
